Hiya everyone! Just before I get into this post, I thought I’d mention that I recently started a Youtube channel! I upload every Sunday (and maybe have some surprise videos as and when) so chances are, you’ve missed a cheeky upload! Please go and subscribe and show me love because it’s scary business!
I was sat with my friends reading out some of my draft tweets and one of them said, “hey why don’t you create a blog post about this? it would be pretty funny” so here I am. I’m unsure if anyone has ever done this before and I’m sorry if I’ve stolen your blog idea! But lemme know and I’ll definitely add some recognition in this blog somewhere for ya!
I have a couple of Twitter accounts; one is my main/blog Twitter account (@purrpale) and another is my private/sad Twitter account. I probably won’t accept you on that, and that’s nothing against you at all! It’s just I like having the amount of followers I currently have on it so I don’t get overwhelmed!
But anyway, let’s get straight into it!!!
“throwback to when smashed out of my face me was in a club and some random guy slapped my friends ass. so me being me turned around so quick and slapped him around the face. drunk me is so reckless”
Ahh, the ultimate throwback. This is my favourite memory because I can’t actually remember it very well. I was completely gone but my friend recalls it a lot more and told me the next morning. I know sober me wouldn’t dare to do anything this confrontational and I know I would never dream of slapping someone but drunk me was apparently 100% done with some men’s shit.
“i don’t trust anything, or anyone, below the sun”
I think this tweet must’ve been drafted around the time that Panic! At The Disco’s new album came out haha! Have you listened to this album yet? I have and it’s BEAUTIFUL.
“i hate when people talk down to you because they think they are better than you UGHHHHHHH!!!! !!!”
I can totally remember who this tweet was about and I don’t know why I didn’t tweet it. I think it may have been because I was talking to them at the time and I didn’t want them to call me out on me calling them out hahaha. I told you I really don’t like confrontation. BUT honestly, does anyone else get annoyed with people like this?
“his mom still buys his trousers”
I was almost definitely watching The Inbetweeners at this time then. I think this show accurately describes the majority of the UK which isn’t the Queens headquarters to everyone who isn’t British. I still see the stereotype where we all have tea with the Queen and we all have that posh accent that Dan Howell also has. We don’t and most of the country is literally this TV show hahha.
“didn’t know people were still taking the piss out of what people wear now”
OH MY GOD. I don’t recall what this tweet was about but I am angry about it again. It really bothers me and this could be a whole different blog post on it’s own and is kinda similar to this post but it bothers me. I wear a lot of things that aren’t on trend (I also wear a lot of things that are on trend. Just the way it goes) and I sometimes get ripped into by people who ONLY follow trends because of my outfit choices. I don’t get it. At all. Why is it something that bothers people? Just because I want to wear this thing that you apparently “wouldn’t dream of wearing yourself” doesn’t mean you have any right in taking the piss. I don’t understand why people standing out from the crowd is deemed a huge deal.
“if you can never accept that you may be wrong in arguments sometimes, then I have some news for you but life doesn’t always work like that LOL”
I remember what this tweet was about too. It bothers me. I know quite a few people who’s opinion is right and they are never wrong. You can argue with them all you want but they will still stand their ground. In some senses, this is totally a right thing to do but when the opinion is harming other people and putting everyone’s life in danger, it’s an issue.
There was a few of my drafts. There was some that were just half written tweets so I left them out but these were the funniest or stupidest ones hahhaa. Do you ever look at your drafts and just stop and think, “what the fuck?” because I certainly did today.